so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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