Whoa Z and x make the same sound
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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