You can't motorboat a personality
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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