Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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