you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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