I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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