Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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