Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.