Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.

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(713): View more from Texas

We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?

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(305): View more from Florida

If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

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(310): View more from California

Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death

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(516): View more from New York

It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.

(907): View more from Alaska

you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing

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