Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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(925): View more from California

I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows

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(618): View more from Illinois

we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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(316): View more from Kansas

The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just found my coat check number in my underwear.

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(714): View more from California

The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey

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(386): View more from Florida

i think my cat just said my name.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

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