I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again