It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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