I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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