bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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