rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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