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no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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