I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Floor bacon is actually really good
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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