Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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