WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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