we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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