what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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