too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I understand Curling. That high.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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