actually, I'm a sock model
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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