I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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