Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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