that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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