How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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