Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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