Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I love you. Go after that dick
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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