he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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