I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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