Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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