You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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