Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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