Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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