If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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