1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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