Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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