how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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