Just cropdusted the office
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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