I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
