The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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