i jhust puked up my retainher.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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