singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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