Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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