East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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