And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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