How'd it feel making her break her religion?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
