How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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