You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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