Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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