Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We need to get me chipped asap
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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