Sry I called you an 8
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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