so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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