Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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