She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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