3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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