No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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