you guys were way drunker than both of me
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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