She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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