fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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