You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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